The Anti-Zodiac


Custom Zodiac

The Daily Post Daily Prompt: You’re tasked with creating a brand new astrological sign for the people born around your birthday — based solely on yourself. What would your new sign be, and how would you describe those who share it?

You were born in the Month of the Anti-Zodiac

There is no perceptible rhyme nor reason to your life.  Bathing and brushing your hair are optional activities as is changing clothes.  Inspiring words such as “gummy snot” are scribbled on your white boards (of which you have at least 10).  You hate straightness and matching.  Everything must be placed at angles.  Every design decision you make is based upon whether it takes greater than 10 seconds to make.  If it reaches 10 seconds, it’s fine, wherever you are.  You hate to be disturbed while you’re busy busy busy being inspired by your gummy snot.

Contrary to all this, your finances are in pristine shape, your common sense and intelligence are, surprisingly, above the average person, and your writing somewhat makes sense, which doesn’t make sense at all.

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The Anti-Zodiac

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