Daily Prompt: Smile :)

The purpose for a tagline would be to make myself interesting to people, wouldn’t it?  I don’t particularly want to limit my possibilities as a human being or even attract people by labelling myself.  However, here are some that run through my head:

Eccentric Introvert:  This would cause an unacceptable infinite loop.  An introvert would never label themselves with something that would attract people.

Cancer Survivor: Uh, no.  I talk about my cancer, but I don’t want to talk about it in every single freakin’ conversation.  My cancer is not me.

Human:  That’s my blog tagline.  But it will cause people to squint at it and ask “Why ‘Human'”?  And then I’d have to explain that I had to come up with something and that was the most obvious thing.  And I’d have to go through this inane repetition every day.  No….

Eclectic Crazy Human:  Possibly.  This might be enough to scare people away from me.

Pothead:  Hm…  it might attract other potheads, not bad.  It might also attract law enforcement.  Anyway, I’m much more complex than just being a pothead.  I mean, I’m an Ativan-head too.  And a yoga-head, a hiker-head, a dharma-head, a horror film-head, spaghetti-head, a writer-head, I could go on and on infinitum.

Writer of all things blog:  My blog would no longer be secret, would it?  Kind of a shoot-myself-in-the-foot thing.

Peace:  Not too bad.  The biggest problem is that, well, I do have my moments…

Smile:  A good one.  I’ll take it.  :)

Often, our blogs have taglines. But what if humans did, too? What would your tagline be?
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