Is karma like a quid pro quo thing? Like, if I, I dunno, clean my toilet today, will I receive a surprise package of pot in the mail? Or maybe it will extend my life by 10 minutes.
And if I cleaned both my and Hubby’s toilets, will I’ll get 20 minutes more of life?
Wait, but why would I want my life extended? Do I get to negotiate the quo part? And who do I contact to negotiate this with?
Or is cleaning toilets out of the quid pro quo? Do I have to, like, jump in a frozen lake and save a kitten before I get my quo?
Where am I in the karma scale of 1-10 anyway? 1? 10? I mean, if I’m already at 10 then I’m doing just fine and can settle down happily smoking dope and walk through my woods blissfully like I always do.
On the other hand… what if I were, like, -1, omg? I mean, if you’re a -1, would it be worth even trying? Is my life already the quo retaliation for some previous life who royally fucked up?
Too many questions. Too too many questions.
I think I’ll just assume I’m already a 10 and continue doing exactly what I’m already doing. After all, sometimes doing no harm is the best thing you can do.
This just in: let’s pretend that science has proven that karma is a thing. Your words and actions will influence what happens to you in the future. How (if at all) will you change your ways?