Proof that Ben Carson and Donald Trump are Related

Wow, it’s been so long since I’ve blogged, I don’t even recognize this new interface!

Thank you, to people who occasionally poke my blog and remind me that there are real live people who pass by.

What have I been doing with my time?  Well, getting high, playing WoW, and absorbing myself in an unhealthy obsession with the news.  That sounds so so pathetic…  Funny, though.  It doesn’t feel that way.  I also just finished doing my yoga, and I’ve been doing daily walks with Pup, even on the frigid fall days like today.  Hubby and I went hiking up the local ski mountain yesterday.  It was also cold, but afterwards we both basked in a feeling of goodness that carried into today.

Well, back to reading all about how Ben Carson has acknowledged Donald Trump’s claim that “Thousands and thousands of American Muslims in Jersey City, New Jersey were cheering on TV on 9/11!” (that’s not a direct quote, the exact quote isn’t worth the time it’ll take to look up).

This PROVES, folks, that BEN CARSON AND DONALD TRUMP ARE ALIENS FROM THE SAME PLANET because this Earth didn’t broadcast that.  On this Earth, doing that would not have gone unnoticed by the (um, entire) rest of the planet.

Oh poop, scratch this post.  Carson’s campaign just reneged, dammit.  Which brings us back to the original mystery.  Just who are these two nut jobs?!  Democratic plants out to sabotage the Republican party?  Republicans out to destroy each other?  ISIS wanting to annihilate the entire country, possibly taking the rest of the world along with it?  Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!

Proof that Ben Carson and Donald Trump are Related

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