I find myself obsessing over Bernie Sanders. Here I am, and it’s 4:13 AM. I’ve been up all night learning how to use Twitter so I can engage more with people who are infected with #FeelTheBern fever.
“Why am I obsessing over him,” I ask myself.
I was just sitting on the toilet, feeling all nice and fuzzy from smoking MMJ and watching #FeelTheBern youtubes all night, and I realized that Bernie Sanders is an absolute genius at manipulation.
He is going after Trump’s voters now. Will he get them? The answer is, absolutely! Just like he nabbed me. Here’s how he does it.
Think about Bernie Sanders as a little robot. The robot is programmed to do one and only one thing — ingrain in every single brain an image of a visionary world. Every single time someone tries to derail him, he goes right back to his mission, he can never be derailed — like one of those boxing dolls that always bounces back up no matter how much you try to knock them down. The end result is, every single time you see him you will get his stump speech. Over and over and over. Oh the words may change here and there, but basically every time you hear him the vision will clarify itself in your mind, and your ability to envision anything else will begin to disappear until anything else feels like an unacceptable compromise.
Bam! Once someone is infected, they’re no longer in control of their own thoughts. #FeelTheBern fever begins to weave dreams of jobs, equality, and a world where the color of your skin or your sexual orientation no longer makes a difference. A world where millions of people no longer have to suffer or die from inadequate or lack of health insurance. A world where people believe their vote can truly make a difference.
Yes, Bernie Sanders is a devious devious devious man. He has become the embodiment of his message, and that is infecting us all towards epidemic proportions!