There is a Monster Looming


It is dawning on Hillary and Trump that there is a monster looming in the dark that they hadn’t noticed before — Bernie Sanders.

Hillary:  Hm… why don’t I try pulling the sexist thing on Bernie.  That’ll get me brownie points with the ladies.

End result:  Bernie chuckles in response, and Hillary’s accusation flops

Hillary:  Ok, why don’t we accuse Bernie of stealing my campaign data.

End result:  Bernie raises 1 million in one day

Trump:  Well, I don’t know, maybe try the commie thing?

Result:  Bernie gets the gift of explaining to Trump’s constituents that Trump thinks $7.50 minimum wage is too high, and that billionaires should pay less taxes.

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There is a Monster Looming

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